| Profile | Ben is a recent addition to Old Seds, slotting into the centre of defence nearly as smoothly as he operates the weight machines when helping big-breasted female clients in the gym.
The Big Man actually did a degree in Quantity Surveying but decided that the glamour of the job was just too much and stepped out of the limelight to become a page 3 model dating, gymnast dating, British bob-sleighing American Footballer. He has recently been attending some "how to be a porn star" classes and is considering a career in the industry. |
| Position | Defender |
| Born | Portsmouth |
| Occupation | Personal Trainer |
| Other Clubs | Havant & Waterlooville, South Bank University |
| Seds Career | 2003 - Present |
| Recorded Appearances | 4 | Total Recorded Goals | 0 | Goals / Outfield Game | 0.00 |