Player Profile - John Coxy Cox

In his much younger years his favourite sporting icon was Tessa Sanderson and it got to the extent of asking his local coiffeur to style his barnet to that of his aforementioned hero.

Leaving school with only an o'level in Art (all drawings of Tessa) he joined the plumbing industry. In his formative plumbing years there was not pipe john could not unblock and was a dab hand at getting the fluids going which can partly account for why he is such a Mothers Favourite in Worthing. John was always prepared to get his hands dirty.

John decided that there was more to life than plumbing old women in Worthing and ventured north to the bright lights and the big city. Overwhelmed initially by the sheer vastness of London, our cheeky chappie soon got settled in and began bed-hopping all round London ensuring there was never a pipe John could not unblock.

During his University years and the bright lights of the city, the darker side of Johnny was emerging. He would be found generally in the Student Bar chatting up another poor unsuspecting young lady, stealing wheelchairs from outside chicken shops and exposing his manhood by stripping naked at various student events.

Nowadays, when Cheeky Johnny is not 'personal training' fat-women around London parks for Michael White's HomeHealth Fitness empire, he is lounging in front of the TV, eating Chinese, farting and scratching his nuts.

Perhaps though the flash city Johnny will soon go back to the golden-Worthing boy as he has settled down with a young Worthing girl. We can be sure many an old ladies heart will be breaking all over Worthing.