| Profile | Fat Mike has never been the same man after an encounter in a toilet cubicle in The Fridge stripped him of both his belt and his dignity. He is having to leave London for a desert island out of embarrassment and we all hope that the operation is a success. Good luck Michaela.
As for his 'playing' career, well he could only stand open mouthed as the big lob dropped into his unguarded area - and he didn't manage to prevent the oppo keeper from scoring after ten minutes either. Possibly the worst ever debut by a Seds player.
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