Player Profile - Mike Fat Mike Gallagher

ProfileFat Mike has never been the same man after an encounter in a toilet cubicle in The Fridge stripped him of both his belt and his dignity. He is having to leave London for a desert island out of embarrassment and we all hope that the operation is a success. Good luck Michaela.

As for his 'playing' career, well he could only stand open mouthed as the big lob dropped into his unguarded area - and he didn't manage to prevent the oppo keeper from scoring after ten minutes either. Possibly the worst ever debut by a Seds player.

PositionDepends on the toilet size but he'll try them all
Borna women in a man's body
OccupationToilet Attendant
Other ClubsG.A.Y at the Astoria; The Kazbar; Heaven
Seds Careerone game wonder
Recorded Appearances1Total Recorded Goals0Goals / Outfield Game0.00
The goal post and an inanimate object. Mike shows us where to stand to let the oppo goalie score